Who Am I and What Do I Offer?

Hi. My reader name is Spicevicious. I’ve been reading the tarot since I was a teenager and went pro over 15 years ago. I’ve done private parties, in-person readings, email readings, and still have my phone listing on Keen.com (which I barely use because my schedule is a bit weird). I’ve been to house exorcisms, made soap to clean your aura, cleaned my own aura, and even used my gifts to pick up men (before I was married, of course… I wouldn’t suggest it). Yeah, I’ve seen and heard some stuff. What I really, really, really like doing is email readings and helping my clients not need me anymore. It’s nice to have a good relationship with a trusted psychic and I like repeat clients. I consider it a warm fuzzy for everyone involved. However, methinks you don’t need psychic guidance for reassurance 24/7. You don’t need smoke blown up your butt, but more power to you if you’re into that sort of thing. I judge about as much as I fudge the truth to make it prettier, which is next to never. I also don’t confuse negativity for realism. Just because we don’t always get what we want, it doesn’t mean we can’t learn to cope and come out on top. We just have to get proactive and creative. That I can help you do. 🙂

So now that you know who I am, here’s what I can do for you here:

SWOT Analysis Readings

SWOT stands for Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities, and Threats. I love this format because it gives the maximum amount of information about a situation, but leaves plenty of room for the client to make his or her own decisions. It leaves you feeling empowered, not chained to predestined events. It gives the same amount of info as an hour-long reading, but for less money. Email SWOT reading is $40. Paypal only for your protection, please.

Five Whys Readings

The Five Whys reading gets to the heart of why you or the other person thinks, feels, and acts the way you/they do. The format is basically what happens if a three-year-old asked the cards questions, but way less annoying when you read it. “Why? Why?…” You get the picture. Email Five Whys reading is $40, but you can get BOTH the Five Whys and the SWOT readings for $60. Just order them both at the same time. Paypal only for your protection, please.

Dream Analysis

Send me the particulars of your dream and I make sense of it. THIS IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY!!! I have two degrees in psychology and mental health, but I’m not your therapist in this situation. I’m not going to advise on your mental health or provide counseling-ish services. That’s not ethical or legal. However, I can give you the information I see and hope you feel better. Email Dream Analysis reading is $25, but you can get it added onto one other style of reading (SWOT or Five Whys) for $20. Yes, two readings for the price of a half hour reading. Paypal only for your protection, please.

General Question Readings

Yeah, I’ll tackle the “loves me, loves me not” and “when will I get a job?” type stuff too. 🙂 The general email reading is $30 for up to 4 questions. I handle all of my phone readings through my Keen.com site. You can find that here:

Keen gives free minutes to new customers, by the way. Good to know. 🙂

Spells and Meditations

I have practiced the white light-style spell work for a long time. I won’t cast any spells for you (run screaming from those who do), but I will show you how it’s done. Spell consultations (including writing a spell to your specifications) is $25. Email only and Paypal only, please.

Love and Relationships

I’m toying with having a Dear Spice-type column under this tab, but don’t expect it too soon. BUT WHEN I DO LAUNCH THIS COLUMN, the cost to have your question featured will be $10. Email and Paypal only, please.

Etsy and Cafe Press Shops

Every once in a while, I make stuff and sell it. I’ll post it when I do. My current products include prayer bracelets, shirts, and aura-cleaning soap (yes, it works).

Stay tuned and stay lucky,



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